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Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham
you filled the hole that pierced my soul, i promised that i'd find
someone willing to take a run, round pleasures of my mind
am i perv? cause every nerv is cravin for your touch
you make me laugh youre my better half, though you weigh twice as much
350 pounds of love
you mustve fell from up above
and killed the townspeople below
you had a crush and you let it show
when i want to pleasure you i need an expedition crew
with all those trips to KFC, you eat out more than me.
we look just like the number 10
when you stand next to me
is it your stare that pulls me in?
or just gravity
you mix mayonnaise with your scotch
youre the perfect spouse
last week we went on a whale watch
The boat drove to your house.
350 pounds of pain
when you exhale al gore goes insane
whenever we make out
i taste jam and sauerkraut
we went on a sailing trip you fell and floated beside the ship
then a boat docked on your pants
and said "i claim this island in the name of france."
then you did what i feared you dissapeared
saying this was something new
lyposuction, breast reduction
and what came home wasnt you
no no no no it wasnt you it was
120 pounds of hate,
and you said, "i look great."
and when the nurse removed the fat, they found the neighbors cat
i just paused and said to her
i loved you just the way you were
then she smiled and for my sake
said, "pass the cake!"
Channel: Comedy Uploaded: May 20, 2007 at 11:05 am Author:boburnham
He does sound like a douche. JoCo is awesome but Bo Burnham's awesome is just raping Jocos its so big it makes everyone its bitch.
AltFreak25(Thursday 4th of December 2008 04:34:39 PM)
lol "I claim this island in the name of France." amazing thanx for making me laugh
koala160(Thursday 4th of December 2008 02:42:26 PM)
wow you r so adorable and your music is awesome :] <3
jaytracid(Thursday 4th of December 2008 01:29:37 PM)
lol i really dont want to like this guy.. but hes great
xzalionx(Thursday 4th of December 2008 01:08:19 PM)
lmao i agree but ur comment made me laugh XDDDD boburnham ftw!!!
mareeta25(Thursday 4th of December 2008 12:15:09 PM)
Dude this dude doesn't suck your just jealous of his pure talent. When you can play guitar at all even remotely close to him than maybe you can talk shit. He actually fucking can come with something creative while you sit home on your ass eating doritos and wishing you had something better to do. So STFU Noob and learn to enjoy shit
interceptor6(Thursday 4th of December 2008 10:55:08 AM)
