Step 1: Say "I have a college degree and I don't smell like vomit." then just walk away.
Nyghtshade409(Friday 21st of November 2008 08:29:20 PM)
My aunt works as a clown, sometimes at carnivals and such, and she's seen plenty of times when carnies shamelessly take advantage of people. At one such festival, I was playing that 'knock over the bottle pyramid' game, and even when I hit them dead center they didn't even tip. I ended up losing my temper and pitching the ball so hard it bounced off the bottles and smacked the carnie in the back of the head. I didn't get the teddy bear, but it was rather satisfying.
cydoniashero(Sunday 23rd of November 2008 04:48:35 PM)
Knock over the bottles? Hell knock over the carnie.
sputnikowns(Sunday 30th of November 2008 01:11:53 PM)
Fuckin carnies. :D
harmonleon(Monday 17th of November 2008 07:27:23 PM)
Just read this hilarious book by Harmon Leon where he goes out and tries to live the American Dream by walking in many different groups shoes.
In one chapter he went undercover and lived as a carnie in rural Indiana for a month, sleeping in a trailer behind the Tilt-a-Whirl. All the carnies thought he was an undercover cop.
Check it out on Amazon, Really funny and insight for stuff.
actmishart(Tuesday 25th of November 2008 09:36:30 PM)
hey what is the name of this book?
harmonleon(Friday 28th of November 2008 09:55:21 PM)
The american Dream by Harmon Leon
myacidsmiles(Saturday 15th of November 2008 04:47:06 AM)
lmaooo 'sharpen it with a stone'
OMGpigtails(Thursday 13th of November 2008 08:19:13 PM)
I hate carnivals.
And carnies scare me. They are scary. Creepy. Even watching this made me feel terrible.
limegre3n18(Monday 10th of November 2008 09:19:27 PM)
Well then YOU dont get much money YOURSELF;
smart.
WTF?
